Title : Californication.
Chapter : 4/6. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Fandom : RPS.
Authors : dramady and bond_girl
Pairing : Robert Downey Jr./Chace Crawford.
Rating : NC-17.
Words : 3'000ish
Summary : A very Hollywood affair with no Hollywood ending.
Disclaimer : This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

("For the moment I believe/ As my hands adjust your hair/ Let my cover blow...")

Title : Californication.
Chapter : 3/6
Fandom : RPS.
Authors : dramady and bond_girl
Pairing : Robert Downey Jr./Chace Crawford.
Rating : NC-17
Words : 6'500ish
Summary : A very Hollywood affair with no Hollywood ending.
Disclaimer : This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

("and if you think i'm apocalyptic, or cold and cryptic, please never leave")

~

The other big news is that I have tan lines!

Title : Californication.
Chapter : 2/6
Fandom : RPS.
Authors : dramady and bond_girl
Pairing : Robert Downey Jr./Chace Crawford.
Rating : NC-17
Words : 4'000ish
Summary : A very Hollywood affair with no Hollywood ending.
Disclaimer : This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

("be my very own constellation")

~

This is some of my best writing to date, imo.

Title : Californication.
Chapter : 1/6
Fandom : RPS.
Authors : dramady and bond_girl
Pairing : Robert Downey Jr./Chace Crawford. Mention of Ed Westwick, Jack Black, JC Chasez.
Rating : PG-15 for this part. NC-17 overall.
Words : 3'000/...
Summary : A very Hollywood affair with no Hollywood ending.
Disclaimer : This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

("it was never really bad. i was never that alone. so it wound up where it led. i could not escape his mouth.")

~

And I apologize for spamming but this banner is uhm, like, hot.
dgtall has magic Photoshop skills.

I am in a chatty, procrastinating mood tonight.

MEME A.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

Weapon: A machete from the tools section. Red looks good on me, and a good fight is never clean.
Song: ['More Human Than Human'] by Rob Zombie, duh. The Covenant soundtrack, obv.
Celeb-in-arms: Tony Stark, suit-less. Using only his razor-sharp goatee, he'd snark them into submission and they would eat vegan food out of his well-manicured hands. Then he'd whisk me away to a secluded aisle to show me his... well, chest piece.

MEME B.

Name me a character or ship or fandom in the comments and I'll give you a song in return. If I'm not familiar with your choice I'll hit Shuffle on my iTunes.

HIT ME UP. You know I want to!

MEME C.

I was tagged bitchygrrl for a random alphabet soup music meme. As I seem to be unable to make a text-only post, I have chosen photos to illustrate the tunes. My letter is B .


( B-Side. NSFW. )

While I was girl-napped by real life, the Robert Downey Jr. fandom has been living a fabulous existence. Some of people on my flist have been making me feel good. You might have read and seen it all but this post is my happy place for tonight *rolls in it*.


01.

Not only dgtall has the best Robert layout (go have a header envy, she keeps alternating them between a fabulous one and a fantastic one) but she also has iconed [HERE] and fanmixed [HERE] - Muse, Poets of the Fall, Sia (!!!) what else to make me happy. ♥

She has also been stealthily posting at the very hip rdj_daily:
Natural Born Killers caps, WONDER BOYS caps (!!!eyelashes and cigarettes!!!) and The Eyelashes picspam and Restoration capping.



02.

My Grand Prix for fic has to go to this pure joy of a verse 'Helpmate' by subterrain. Ironmanhood, word. It involves Shia LaBeouf as Pepper (what? yes, slash. Shia is a little black dress of RPF, he goes with everyone), it is genius and it is plotty. It has DETAIL. It has feelings which slay without being lame. Read.

03.

Then, in no order of love because they are all great. These are het or gen (can you believe the ratings my little fingers rec?! *mind boggles*) - both the beauty and the eventual fall of this fandom. One cannot swing a Blackberry without hitting five Pepper Sues. *takes a wider swing and aims well*

A word of warning. Anyone who uses the word Pepperoni in this journal - let me call Jarvis to disinfect your vocabulary and your mind. I have a weak, uncompromising stomach. Seriously, uncool. Now to better things!

- It Takes a Village to Raise Tony Stark by hackthis. PG-13.
ALL THESE FRAGILE, DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS THAT TONY HAS WITH HIS PEOPLE.
"DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS."

- Clarity by gabby_silang. G.
TONY AS SEEN BY PEPPER IN THIRTY YEARS TIME.

- A Proposal. Maybe. by seren_ccd. PG.
IT IS ABOUT A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. MAYBE. AND ABOUT MORAL AMBIGUITY. FOR SURE.

- Proof. by gabby_silang. PG.
BEWARE OF TONIES BEARING GIFTS.
THIS MAKES ME FLAIL BECAUSE IT IS, INCIDENTALLY, THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE GWYNETH MOVIE.

- A Small and 100% Innocent Token of Gratitude by svillerecs. NC-17.
THIS SHOULD BE HOTTER BUT, LIKE TONY STARK, I AM NOT INTO FEET. OTHERWISE, GOOD PORN.

04.

- Hot and cracktastic 'Tropic Thunder' meltdown. PANDA. STILLER. IRON MAN. = WIN



Please share Iron Man / Robert's anything good with me (really, thank you dramady for dropping links into my mailbox). I have so little free time but he is a true addiction.



graphics by dgtall of course

oops, sorry, you were waiting for an lj-cut? never.

How many of you had a real actor to drive-by comment your/his fan community on a Friday night? For real?





>>>NYAH!!!<<<





Laura and Jeck win for making dekker_daily the best place ever. And yes, he checks out from the IP address to the pretty much unimitable Thomas Dekker penmanship. I cannot call poser. There is also a behind-the-scenes chain of events which makes total sense.

P.S. How socially awkward is that I have actually been leaving comments there saying that he needs to be on top of me, now? Uhm, HI.

This is a Georgina Sparks love post.

Not sure if this is her love for Blue Satin, lucite and Gucci; or her eyeliner of a Big Bad; or her kickass Russian Svetlana accent; or all the Class A-psychopath hype she is slowly living up to but G is my new GG black. As much as B. would always be my favorite - dethroned but never out-anything (outcast, out-classed, out-bitched), Georgie comes my close second. Pretty evil in a morality-free zone make for awesome television. Haters to the left.

( The Ghost of Parties Past )
[image heavy]



SPOILERS ONLY FOR AIRED EPISODES

I have been slacking off spreading the word about this community.
Might be because I have been busy having too much fun with great people who come hang there.

So, Thomas Dekker !!!

Who does not love Thomas for:
- being the future savior of the mankind, YO in Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.
- Hey Katrina [this is a MUST!!!]
- being the CUTEST Heroes sidekick ever
- his heartfelt musical performances [BritBrit's Crazy as sung by Thomas]
- random fierce appearances ... some sexually confused beyond the usual ... some very doable *thump thump thump*.


Come join to LOL AND LOVE.

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I was going to post about very boring things like me missing Russian Easter by a week. (My painted eggs and glazed sweet bread are laughing at me but not as much as the closed doors of the probably only Greek church around - last midnight.) The right to be called Russian has been revoked by the outraged family.


UPD: Click the thumbnail for a HQ res:



But who cares WHEN...
...Ed's head is in Chace's lap!!!
And his fingers are stroking Chace's arm.

*died. gone to RPS heaven.*

This is a perfect Leo photoshoot. I used to love him (Romeo+Juliet represents about my entire generation from where I looked), then I briefly hated his ugly duckling (to me) years, now The Departed and the Blood Diamond have brought us back together again. I am even thinking of revisiting Titanic and watching the Beach if my recovery from HSM2 goes without relapse.

And the funny thing is, Zac Efron totally had a crush on Leo, if anyone has watched The Details video interview. I nearly died the way he squeed Leo's name and then tried to cover up by saying he hated Leo for being so popular with girls.

I am toying with a project to cap the love out of Romeo+Juliet - just the guns and the water and the candles and the angels.

Enjoy the pretty.

( When you're facing a loaded gun what's the difference? )